Mayor Mayhem

Yay, another political scandal!  I get so excited when people in authoritative positions get in crazy white trash trouble!  Albert Haung, age 35 and also the Mayor of San Gabriel (East of Los Angeles) was dining in a strip mall.  First of all, you are the Mayor...what are you doing in a low dollar strip mall?  Eating at Popeye's chicken?  He was eating dumplings with a 33-year old woman (he says "friend", I say otherwise)...the woman had a problem with the dumplings or the Mayor and she tossed the plate of steaming hot dumplings at him. 

Throwing steaming hot dumplings at anyone is funny but I digress, the Mayor then decides it'd be a great idea to snatch her purse and hop in his SUV with her hanging onto her purse (damn, must've been some valuables in there) and DRIVE AWAY with her hanging off the SUV at 45 MPH!  Now I'm saying that purse is filled with gold, she was on her way to "Cash for Gold" before her plans were twarted by the evil Mayor.  Or maybe she had a grip of ProActiv in there (See picture)

Eventually a mall (a STRIP mall) security guard stops the vehicle and detains the mayor.  Oops, did I mention this happened at 1:30am?  Who eats dumplings in a strip mall at 1:30am?  Who I ask you? 

The Mayor is being held on 100,000 bail and is being charged with felony assault, felony robbery and misdemeanor battery.  The Mayor also has a wife and kid.  Has the economy gotten so bad he's had to resort to purse snatching to feed his family? 

In closing the good ol Mayor wants to thank his family and friends.  For what?  Thank you friends and familly for sticking by me and thinking I'm in the right to steal that bitch's purse and drag her behind my SUV, she deserved it...she threw dumplings at me.